Sunday, February 22, 2015

Snowmelt


Yesterday the temperature stayed above freezing. Snow began to melt. The world dripped. It felt warm. The reprieve was brief, with the cold returning on Monday with a vengeance, on the back of the Siberian Express. The melted streetcorners and sidewalk pools and wet steps and dripping gutters will freeze again, and we will go skating.

So I caught the subway to the southern tip of Manhattan, to see the water.











Saturday, February 21, 2015

Composting in a snoasis


One is a bowl of salad for the humans. One is a bowl of salad and vegetable scraps for the composter.

Can you tell the difference?

Vince chose the wrong bowl to put on the table for dinner.

The composter: 20 days, yesterday, since assembly and its first meal

For the first three days I gave it the recommended hot water bottle, changing it every 12 hours.

1 February 2015

Then I said, This is enough. It's like having an invalid on the terrace. So I stopped (the instructions in the manual suggested "a couple of days").

My compost is frozen.

20 February 2015

We could not have foreseen the blast of the Siberian Express, delivering record cold, but I do believe the Swedish composter maker's winter composting assurances border on sins of omission. "With its superior insulation, the Jora composter will continue working through winter, long after other composters have stopped completely..."

An Amazon reviewer is more accurate (Wyoming): "In the winter, pretty soon you have two large lumps of icy garbage."

"Continue working," is key. It implies that composting has already begun, so the interior temperatures inside will already be high. But that does not explain away the hot water bottle instructions for the start of a first batch.


Many of life's disappointments hinge on unfulfilled and unreasonable expectations. More realistic wording in a product's literature is the difference between good and bad PR. There is nothing wrong with this contraption. But the manufacturer creates a problem with a misleading assurance. Just delete the whole hot water bottle thing. Please. We'll pretend it never happened.


Because it doesn't really matter. This is still the best, admittedly high end solution for a small terrace like ours. It is filling steadily, a little meal every evening, and one day the world will thaw (well...maybe) and it will start to cook. Once the first chamber is full they say six weeks till compost. Meanwhile the second chamber fills. Optimistically, I'll have usable compost in mid to late April.


Right now snow is dropping from a white sky and in the bedroom I sit in bed with two space heaters raising the room's usual 50'F to 60. It feels cozy. Our blood has adapted. Outside the flakes have fattened from a fine mist and we are promised another accumulation. We are also fattening, deprived of exercise and roaming.

The birds eat seed in the falling snow but I have not seen the doves for two weeks. I hope they have not, like my compost, frozen.

Friday, February 20, 2015

Happy Ram Year


I caught the 4 express from Harlem to Brooklyn Bridge and walked up to Chinatown and Dim Sum Go Go. Mission: dumplings. Inside, I sat and warmed up, waiting for my order. My legs inside my jeans asked me what the hell I was thinking, and what was so special about the torso that it should get five layers of cashmere and one Canadian thermal jacket? Even the head had two coverings, but the legs, the legs that must do all the work in negative degrees and advertised frost-bite windchill, these have only jeans.

What about the double socks, I reminded them. And the tall boots.

Silence.

We left, carrying a fragrant bag, with extra green ginger sauce.


The streets were emptier than I had expected, on lunar new year's day. Perhaps because of the bitter cold. And this one had just been washed. I only realized that later, looking at the pictures as a group.


I still wanted pork buns from a joint on Bayard Street. So I walked west.


On Mott I ran into some late celebrations and evidence of the party the night before, and the parade earlier in the day.




And then a herd of streetsweepers stampeded towards us, creating a dust storm whose consequences my sinuses are still suffering.


We fled down Bayard, towards buns.


On the quieter street, no picture, I am very sorry, in the middle of the empty street, and past myself and four police officers, ran a girl. Young, blond. It took me a second to digest what was wrong: Barefoot. And legs bare to the mid-thigh where a black skirt began. She ran all the way down Bayard. I watched.

I bought buns. Then I walked back out to the closest cop, and asked if he'd seen a blond girl running. Barefoot? he asked. Yes, I said. Yeah, he said. Did she not pique your interest? I asked. Eh, he said, She's probably crazy.

Was their shift about to end? Seriously. Why not step out in front of her and ask what's going on?

I should have stopped her, and dealt with the consequences. Maybe it was nothing, but it looked like something. Frostbite, at the very least.

There it is.

New year in Chinatown.


Thursday, February 19, 2015

IQ Elite is phishing



Quick public service message.

If you receive an email saying that your friend (a name you recognize) has left a message for you on IQ Elite, DO NOT click any link in the email. Do not click Read Your Message.

Report it as phishing or as spam, and delete.

Your friend sent you nothing, but has had his or her address book compromised. The scam asks you to do a personality test and then to confirm your username and password. If you're not thinking you'll give them access to your account and our address book.

Very similar to the Infoaxe phishing emails.

The road home


Once, coming back home from a long trip overland, we stopped overnight at the Karoo National Park, near Beaufort West. It was mid-June, and early winter.


We had saved a bottle of Champagne for this night, our last on the road. In true SANParks style we bought a bag of ice at the park shop, found a metal basin in our kitchen for the bubbly, and put it to chill on our chalet's stoep.


We braaied in the giant fireplace that night and chatted with our neighbours who told us that the previous winter they had been snowed in here for a few days, before being dug out. We hoped (we did not want the trip to end), but in vain. No snow fell that night.

In the shivery morning a lion roared us awake.


We left the park on our last leg home, and said goodbye to the gemsbok.


The Karoo winters are dry.


We sipped thermos espresso and nibbled rusks a few hundred kilometers down the road.


And watched sheep. 


The ewes were shorn in an interesting way.


And then it was more road. This is the N1, the black vein of tar that connects Cape Town to Johannesburg.


We slip easily back into a dangerous South African driving mode, pulling over at speed into the yellow median line when a faster car approaches from behind, to allow it to pass. Flashing our brights to say you're welcome, after they've blinked their emergency lights to say thank you. Cursing the cars who do not acknowledge the vehicular politeness. Often, this practise makes sense. Often it is a source of pressure and stress, especially when cresting a blind rise.

But in general the driving is a pleasure, and we take turns religiously; he drives one day, I the next, because we love it equally. And most of the roads are beautiful, by Northeastern US standards.


Cruising into the Hex River Valley, famous for its grape production, we were met by snowy mountains.


Autumn colours were rich in the vineyards and the verges were green with winter rain. The climate had changed.


There is great contrast in this farming valley. Workers live in very small cottages, and seasonal poverty hangs in the air.


The appearance of strappy-leafed geophytes in the few undisturbed road edges reminded me of spring in the Western Cape. Verges, in general, are the suprising last foothold for many species, which cling to life here even as they have been ploughed up and under in the planted lands.


Below, no idea. Anyone?


And my old friend, wild rosemary - Eriocephalus africanus. The herb not enough people know.


And then, past Worcester, through the mountains in the Huguenot Tunnel, past Paarl, onto the wide, wide freeway, we were home, and Table Mountain brought the old lump to the throat.


If you would like to know more about the Karoo, its people, traditions and food, I recommend - highly - Karoo Kitchen (Karoo Kombuis, in Afrikaans), by Sydda Essop, who grew up in Beaufort West. It is published by Quivertree. My friends Johan van Zyl and Peter van Noord edited the book.

I have cooked from Karoo Kitchen over the last year-plus, baking pies and poring over potbrood recipes. But three weeks ago I started reading at the beginning and went straight through. Essop has taken what amount to affidavits from a broad range of Karoo inhabitants, from every possible background. They are not editorialized, so one is not reading an opinion, but the words of the folk who live Karoo lives. Some of them are devastating in their simplicity. Many paint portraits of the invisible South Africans, the farm labourers, the shop workers, and all are connected by the common need to eat, revealing what is eaten, and what could never be eaten. It is a cookbook only in the sense that there are recipes. It's really the story of place, inside and out, illustrated by wonderful photography (a Quivertree trademark).

Tuesday, February 17, 2015

The frozen apple


A late afternoon walk in the park. Equipped with camera. Only to find the memory stick was missing. Does that ever happen to you? Herewith, phone pictures.


Everything was iced solid.



Monday, February 16, 2015