Saturday, June 28, 2014

Dove tale, for two players


Horatio, (unseen) to Cecil, on fence: Yo Cecil, it's me, down here!


Horatio, aggrieved: Down here on the chair yo'. Dumb bird.


 Horatio: Yeah. What it is, the Woman left some seed in this bowl, yo.


Horatio: Yup, that's seed in there. 


Horatio: SEED!


Cecil, peering into bowl: I say, Horatio, my good chap, you are absolutely spot on. That is seed in there. I say!


Cecil, in bowl: Oh, this is delightful!


Cecil, occupying bowl: In fact, bugger off, Horatio!


Horatio, exiting stage R: Yo mama, Cecil!

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