Saturday, June 28, 2014

Dove tale, for two players

Horatio, (unseen) to Cecil, on fence: Yo Cecil, it's me, down here!

Horatio, aggrieved: Down here on the chair yo'. Dumb bird.

 Horatio: Yeah. What it is, the Woman left some seed in this bowl, yo.

Horatio: Yup, that's seed in there. 

Horatio: SEED!

Cecil, peering into bowl: I say, Horatio, my good chap, you are absolutely spot on. That is seed in there. I say!

Cecil, in bowl: Oh, this is delightful!

Cecil, occupying bowl: In fact, bugger off, Horatio!

Horatio, exiting stage R: Yo mama, Cecil!


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