Black swallowtail caterpillar eating machine.
No, really, help yourself. I planted it for you. I hate parsley. Never use it, myself. For salad? No...I hate salad! Can't stand stuffing it under the crispy skin of chicken, either...For stock? No, no flavour whatsoever. Parsley is useless to me, eat! Eat!
Y'all come back real soon, now, y'hear?