Wednesday, December 3, 2008

New York Christmas

I speak to a favourite carpenter on the phone today and ask to meet at a Garment District address to discuss the Logistics of a garden just designed for two levels of a penthouse apartment.

"Oh," he says, gloomily, "Today's bad, it's a gridlock day."

"Gridlock day?" I say, "Why...because it's Wednesday?"

"No," he sighs, "They're lighting the goddamn Tree."

"Yeah," he goes on, " bus schedules are rerouted, traffic is scrambled, and all the morons from the suburbs come and gawk at it."

Jingle bells, jingle bells...

6 comments:

  1. Working in Washington, DC, i can relate!
    http://dc.about.com/od/hoildaysseasonalevents/a/ChristmasTree.htm

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  2. Here, in this small(80,000)city, the Council runs a special bus around the suburbs to view the decorated houses and asks people to use that, rather than drive their own cars and clog traffic. Does it work? Guess!

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  3. Oh c'mon! In my days, when I used to ride a bus all night from Montreal, arrive in New York early morning, shop all day for my dive watches and hop back on the bus in the evening, even I did gawk at it! ;-)

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  4. NO1 NO! I forgot my point! It's the suburbs that scare us. After all, some of us come from them! THAT'S why I live in New York.

    :-)

    I need some wine.

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  5. Marie, you need to read m.heart's post on the alienation of city dwellers...oh, wait! You probably read the article in NY Times.
    (But http://secretnotebookswildpages.blogspot.com/
    is worth checking anyway.The author would like to live in New York.)

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